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DO NOT ATTEMPT
TO ADJUST
YOUR COMPUTER.
This is the latest update
from
the poor ol' Gardevil
coming to you
live n burnin
from
Slotek HQ
deep in the heart
of the
Free Village of Streetsville.
This update concerns
the
already
slightly revised,
twilit, allegorical
and
CGI enhanced
Zonebuster film art
of
James Francis Cameron
and
cannot be stopped.
It can however
be trusted
as it emanates
from the only free
and
honest source
on planet Earth.
A free
and
honest source
dedicated to ensuring
that
audiences understand
the truth
about
the dread allegorical
Zone Wars,
in order to
hold film artists
to account.
Peace and luv...
Out.
- Gardevil
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!And Gawd!
Make sure
ya check out
the
completely rethought,
rewritten
and
already slightly revised
"essay"
on
the film art
of
Jason Reitman.
?So will ya
get off my back
now?
!Gawd!
- PPQB 4EVR
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And
can you believe it?
I suddenly
realized
recently
that
the implicitly
Gilliam toasting
Angelina Jolie
was more likely
implicitly linked
to
Wonder Woman
than
the implicitly
Lucas roasting
!SCC!
!D'oh!
So I have
adjusted
both
of their
"essays"
accordingly,
and
rethought,
revised
and
rewritten
the Jolie "essay",
which is now
really startin'
to take some shape!
!yOw!
!!And so!!
feel free
to
revisit
the
new look
SCC
and
AJ
"essays"
in the
Zone Warriors
!!section!!
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!Feel free!
to
also check out
the
rethunked,
rewritten
and
revised
"essay"
on
Sarah Polley
to
bask gratefully
in
the refreshing
and
rejuvenating
daylight
of
!Polleywood,
complete
with
a revised look
at the daylit, allegorical,
CGI enhanced
and
implicitly Polley toasting
Kenneth Branagh
animaction film
CINDERELLA (2015)!
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And
in a
li'l treat
from
the worldwide webhead
to
the fantastic FOOM
(Friends Of Ol' Gardevil),
check out
the
exciting "essay"
on
the indie moving comics
of
Frolickin' Frank Miller
and
Rockin' Robert Rodriguez
in
the Zone Warriors
!section!
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Also
have re-written
the
Richard Kelly
and
Stanley Kubrick
"essays"
yet again,
so
they are now
more coherent,
but still
just as
disappointing.
!YoW!
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Make sure ya
also check out
the
Zone Warriors
section
for
revised "essays"
on the
twilit and allegorical
film art
of
Ben Affleck,
Luc Besson,
Kathyrn Bigelow-
Tim Burton,
James Cameron,
Gia (GC) Coppola,
Sofia "SCC" Coppola,
Guillermo Del Toro,
Johnny Depp,
Sir T.V. "Terry Baby" Gilliam,
Angelina Jolie,
Richard Kelly,
Stanley Kubrick,
Sarah Polley
Jason Reitman,
Richard Rush,
Sir Ridley Scott
and
Quentin Tarantino-
the latter
now including
electrifying
new "insight"
into
the twilit, allegorical
and
CGI enhanced
Tim Miller
super satirical
animaction films
DEADPOOL (2016)
and
DEADPOOL 2 (2018)
in a
fittingly iconoclastic
"essay"
that keeps on evolvin'
and truckin'
with a
!life of its own!
!And!
check out
the
"amazing insights"
into
the
twilit, allegorical,
CGI enhanced
and
implicitly Gardevil
roastin' n toastin'
Jon Watts
super satirical
animaction film
SPIDER-MAN:
FAR FROM HOME (2019)
at the end
of the
lamentable
Gary W. Wright
essay
in the
Zone Warriors
!section!
!Feel free
to also
check out
Chapters 1-9
of the
"insightful"
book
on
George "Lord Stinkious" Lucas!
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"...This country
is
something that must be chosen-
it is so easy to leave-
and
if we do choose it
we are still choosing
a violent duality."
- Margaret Atwood
from p. 62 of
THE JOURNALS
OF
SUSANNA MOODIE (1970)
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"...There are no interpretations
but only misinterpretations."
- Harold Bloom,
from
THE ANXIETY OF INFLUENCE
(1973)
Aaaarrggghhh!!!
- poor ol' Gardevil
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"Very few critics
work carefully,
thoughtfully enough.
To see a film once
and
write a review
is an absurdity."
- so sayeth Stanley Kubrick,
from p. 106
of
STANLEY KUBRICK: interviews,
ed. by Gene D. Phillips
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"Once,
we were artists.
!Pure!
But we,
all of us,
we became a distraction,
compromised
for the sake of fame,
comfort,
the approval
of strangers...
We
sing and dance
not to entertain
but to distract people
from the crushing gears
of a capitalist machine
that has no ideals
save for
greed and violence.
And let's not
kid ourselves,
Hollywood
is the best PR firm
the gunmakers
ever had.
What a sick culture...
This is a system
of soul-murder.
And history
will not be kind to us
for our complicity,
because
we know better."
so sayeth
Jim Carrey
on
pp. 102-3
of
the allegorical
Jim Carrey and Dana Vachon
novel,
Memoirs
And
Misinformation (2020)
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"...Then
when we
in turn
write,
speak
or do things,
we release
our ideas
out into
the environment,
where they
can infect
new brains.
Ideas,
like viruses,
thus proliferate
at prodigious rates,
changing
at prodigious rates
as they do so."
- George P. Smith
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"The Evil
running rampant
around the world
shows no signs
of disappearing.
It hasn't changed
since I became
a Hero for fun.
In other words,
I am having no effect
on society.
I'm not sad about that.
I do this for fun,
so I just need
to satisfy myself."
- from
the intriguingly garish,
twilit, allegorical
and
CGI enhanced
One and Murata Yusuke
manga
One-Punch Man:
volume one,
p. 92.
Of course,
for
fittingly punchy
"insights"
into
One-Punch Man,
drop by
the
"essay"
on
Gary W. "Gardevil" Wright
in the
Zone Warriors
section.
!'Nuck said!
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"Power is lost or won,
never created
or
destroyed."
- Immaculee Constantin,
from p. 100
of the
twilit, allegorical,
CGI enhanced
and
implicitly Gardevil roasting
David Mitchell novel
THE BONE CLOCKS (2014)
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"...A pestilence does not have
human dimensions,
so people tell themselves
that it is unreal,
that it is a bad dream
which will end.
But it does not always end
and,
from one bad dream
to the next,
it is people who end,
humanists first of all
because
they have not prepared
themselves."
- THE PLAGUE
by Albert Camus
p. 30.
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"...The sugar
was sweeter
when you gave
it
to someone else
to taste."
- Harper Grayson
from p. 206
of the twilit, allegorical
and
CGI enhanced novel
THE FIREMAN (2016)
by Joe Hill
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...life is the same as death
but the soul continues
in the same blinding light
- Ti Jean
from 123rd Chorus
of
MEXICO CITY BLUES
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"...The truth is always best.
The only trouble is -
what is the truth?"
- Rockie
from
Out In The Open:
life on the street (1997)
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"...Received opinion
is
often wrong
and
usually boring;
the text is yours
to interpret...
This ability
to ready symbolically,
to view
the very world
around us
symbolically,
is at the heart
of the whole
literay
(and cinema games).
To accept things
at first glance
to be
as they appear
on the surface
is to be trapped
in the literal.
To be able
to see
symbolic possibilities
allows one
to begin to make
connections
between things
that at first
seem to have
little to do
with each other."
- Doctor David R. Williams, PhD
from p 88 and 136
of
SIN BOLDLY:
Dr. Dave's guide to writing
the college paper (2004).
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"...Life,
he realized,
was a profoundly
complicated thing.
It was filled with awe
and wonder
and beauty,
but it was also filled
with heartbreak
and
loneliness.
Maybe that was what
made it
so precious.
You could never know
what to expect next,
or who might
step into
or out of
your world.
And the truth was
that we were all
navigating the mystery
together."
- from
the implicitly
Jason Reitman
addressing teen novel
Superman: dawnbreaker (2020)
by Matt De La Pena,
pp. 204-5
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And
remember,
when in
Mississauga,
always visit
Image Collections,
the
finest emporium
of
collectibles,
games
and
narrative art
in
Streetsville,
"...the town in the city"
of Mississauga.
!!'Nuck said!!
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RIP
John McAfee
Lisa Banes
Mick Burrs
Eric Carle
Richard Corben
Covid-19 victims
Linda Dawe
Anne Douglas
Olympia Dukakis
Cloris Leachman
The London Four
Lynn Valley Public Library
stabbing victim
Neil McComb
Ms Myint Myint Zine
Walter Olkewicz
Prince Philip
Christopher Plummer
Tanya Roberts
Barbara Shelley
Felix Silla
Paul Soles
Ko Chan Thar Swe
Ko Khet Thi
Buddy Van Horn
Jessica Walter
Mary Wilson
The Yonge Ten
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